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Yachats River Road Bike

August 25, 2018 (Morning)

Exercise Type: Bike

Weather: chilly but nice

Comments:
Slept up on the Perpetua road, 2 miles up the FS road above 101.

Experienced "The Poop Catapult" this AM! Had to deuce, so I walked up the hill a ways to an area with a lot of long grasses. I stamped it down and squatted, did my business, wiped up and walked away.

As I did so, I noticed some wetness on my leg...

Turns out when I walked away, the tamped down grass, upon which I deuced, "catapulted" up -- splattering liquidy SHIT on my whole backside! So I got poop on:

* right calf
* right knee
* right back of my jacket
* right SLEEVE of my jacet!

Fuck! Wiped it up best I could, but out in the bush, we didn't have any real soap/water, so we had to drive in to wash up. Nuts! "The Poop Catapult!"

After that, we had a quick snack, then got on the bikes and rode up river to where we're getting the wedding flowers. We spent an hour touring around Katherine's farm and house, and chatting. She and her husband are really nice.

After that, we rode to the end of the paved road, then back. Still reminiscing about my marathon there, in October.

Rest of the day:
* food
* nap (sort of)
* wedding planning!