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bike...+ Beata

July 21, 2013 (Afternoon)

Exercise Type: Bike

Weather: 80s, nice

Comments:
Weird day: did strength in the AM, cleaned up, then went to Vero to get some work done.

While I was there, sitting at a table near the window and the outside deck, a hot blonde girl came in and ordered a drink. She smiled at me. She went outside to sit alone. She came in like 15min later because she hadn't heard they'd called her name for her drink. She looked my way and smiled again. "Ughz...I have to approach her"

So I went outside to call my bro (he's leaving for Europe soon), mostly as a way to get outside. I then moved close to where she was sitting, so when I hung up...I approached.

I ran the "angry girlfriend routine" on her (e.g. does a girlfriend - in this case, pretending it was my bros - have a right to be angry or demand a guy delete old pics of his ex from his phone). It was awesome. We talked for like 20 minutes! And it turns out, she's Polish and talked with this cute accent, but good English!

So after talking (and me running a "value demo" of "power words" - a cool exercise in general about what's important to you in life"), I got her digits and headed back to my table. :-)

About an hour later, after she left, I looked out of the corner of my eye in the shop...and fucking Britt walked in! UGHZ! It looked like she put food down, as if she was coming in to eat. Shit! She went back toward the front, into the bathroom.

So I waited for her to come back out, because I didn't want to bolt out the door just as she was coming out the bathroom, as we'd be like face-to-face. So she came out...and started working! Shit, she WORKS here! Wow...

So, eventually, she and the other girl were behind the counter, and while another guy was up there (hitting on them both with a sweet opener of, "Uh, either of you guys play SOCCER?", I walked out.

WOW, weird day...that only got weirder.

I thought it was crazy/funny that I was just talking about her - mentioning to Beata that my ex GF (Britt) had once looked through my phone "looking for evidence" of other women...and then she showed up!

I thought this would be a good "bonding" opp, so I texted the story to Beata (and humorously accused her of alerting Britt to my presence), then went for a bike ride.

Did the usual hour and came back.

Beata texted back, but she was confused. I clarified. But then she was confused about whether I was talking about me or my bro. So I clarified again, then threw in a "blonde" joke.

She didn't like that. I'd humorously mentioned her blonde hair (to fine effect) when we were together, but clearly I'd kicked the dead horse: she said it was "disrespectful" and she told me she didn't want to text her anymore.

F!

Wow...I blew that fast! Sheesh!

I wrote back, apologetic, then told her I'd CALL later this week. Not giving up that easy.

What a weird (but entertaining) day.